So I was all ready to write an angry post about this dumb new "50 Shades of Grey" thing but then I actually read some of the so-called "Naughtiest Bits" of it and...

as well as being terribly written...


...this is really boring stuff here. Like, I'm not getting why she had to sell her self for a little spanking. It's like the relationship is somehow more offensive for the lack of dirtyness.

And there's gonna be a movie? Huh.